Luckily, smoking is allowed...

Put away your smorks...

How to prevent a lawsuit:

This place knows how to keep its priorities straight...

If you've got the time.....

That's right folks, a 24 hour massage. Bed pan and feeding tube included!

(Thanks Joanne and Lauren C.!)

Simple solution

Duct cleaning! Of course! Somebody, get me the President...

Just parking?

Note to self: driving along a mountain that is collapsing is safe. It's just when you park that things get dangerous.

No, really...

That's right you are.

Language Barrier

This sign has been plastered across the city of Chicago.
It's for the upcoming Latino Film Festival, hosted by the Latino Cultural Center.

Take a look at the web address

Did you look carefully?

Nope. It's not Spanish. It's Engish. Er. English.