Look ma!

Kent K. sent this from his travels in Amsterdam.

Do you think everyone was in on the joke but these three girls?

"Yes! Your hair looks great! Actually, let's just make it a little bigger..."
"No, people will definitely know what you mean by 'use me.' "




Thanks to Jane M. for pointing me to LPCoverLover for this one

Eat your heart out!

This one comes from Christina P.



Whoops.

Step away from the lips...

"Sir...Sir, I'm sorry, you can't kiss your girlfriend here."
"I'm sorry - what?"
"Did you see the sign? I said step back! Don't make me use force!"
"But I just - is that a tazer? What are you doing - AHHHHHH!"



Ok, that conversation isn't real but the sign is.
Read on

Look out Jenny Craig!

I thought we'd finish up a week of vintage ads with this classic:



That's right folks, eat some lard and then let the tapeworms do the rest!

Be sure to read through the whole thing - there some great lines in there (my personal favorite being "Easy to Swallow!")

Lard = love!

Since we're going down memory lane...



Ahhh, the simpler days. Life, love and lard. Really, what more do you need?

Blast from the past

If reading this blog is beginning to make you lose hope in this century's ability to communicate, never fear! As long a their have been ads, there have been bad ads...