Driving a hard bargain

You know what they say: No such thing as a free mulch

Thanks Elizabeth!

Because clowns aren't scary enough...

At least this clown is up front about what he is going to do to your children

Great family vacations

What a bother...

Hmmm...I suppose you could say that hallucinations, delusions and a sense of being controlled by outside forces can get in the way of things sometimes...

D'oh!

Note: This gate takes about 30 seconds to close.

Double take

Pretty sure this advertisement is going to cause more reckless driving than it will prevent.
If anyone wants to take a stab at the conversation that led to that design, be my guest.

Look out for down arrows

Danger: Beware sudden change in gravitational direction

This has to be my favorite sign yet. Thank you Caitanya.