Yes! Certificates of Deposit DO make me think about Ice Cream

The Ally Bank raise your rate CD but the marketing department not think about grammar and punctuation.

Geographically impaired

After a delightful meal at Detroit's Famous Leo's Coney Island, we grabbed a few drinks at California's famous Jack's Central Park.

I think this is what Alanis Morissette would call...ironic.

(Sorry for the long absence folks. It's been a busy few months. But then, absence does make the heart grow fonder...)

My response:

We all have them

Alzheimer.com defines a senior moment as a mental glitch.
Which apparently is what someone at this University was having when
they decided to name their senior spotlight section

Watch it. Or don't. I don't care.

This commercial doesn't need to be admonished. It's perfect just the way it is.

Running off with your broom between your legs

Matches will be hosted on the Starship Enterprise (not actually a spaceship...yet) and refereed by Bilbo Baggins (not actually a hobbit...yet).

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

It's about time.