Now, more convenient than ever!

The new 24/7

Oh, indeed.

So that's what you say when someone falls on the tracks. Thanks, helpful sign.

Romeo and Cigarette

I will be in Japan for the next three months, so most of my Admonishments will be taken from the land of the Rising Sun. This blog won't become the next Engrish.com (if you haven't checked it out before, I highly recommend you do) but while I'm out here, I'm definitely going to take advantage of the plethora of fantastic signage

The greatest love story never told. Until now.

Death by cancer or terydactyl?

Warning? Or incentive to try smoking and see what happens?

Thanks Kyle!

lesson learned

Folks, I know that morning commute can be hard, but try to avoid carrying a briefcase sized coffee mug. It just isn't going to end well for you.

Cow's revenge

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "cow tipping"

Thanks Elizabeth!

Have fun pronouncing that one...

Marcus' parents couldn't agree on his middle name. So they went with all of them