Tuesday, March 31, 2009

They even engraved it

Bewildered at their persistent problem, the owners of Pussy Handlers, the cat training society, finally gave in and purchased this sign.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

This warning label has been popping up a lot lately on my packaging

Now I'm paranoid about strange boxes appearing over my head and killing me. Thanks labeling company for adding to my growing list of phobias.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Just say no

Admit it, at some point in your life, you've at least caught a part of an American Idol episode where an embarrassingly awful singer performs and then acts TOTALLY shocked at the bad review.

The question, always, in my mind is "Why didn't someone TELL them?" Not a single loved one was willing to try and stop them from being humiliated on American Idol? I've always thought this was the ultimate example of family or friends failing to do a little admonishing for the sake of someone they cared about.

Then Megan H. sent me this product which she discovered in the grocery store...

...and I was corrected.

Then again, that's what ADmonishments is here for. To say NO when others aren't strong enough. ADmonishments is like the Simon Cowell of signs and ads.

...no, Anti Monkey Butt. No.
(you have to read that with a British accent)

yeah, it's real.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Sorry admonishers. Somehow time has slipped me by...but hopefully I will make it up to you with this hilarious sign.

Apparently the threat of instant death wasn't enough of a deterent...