We all have them

Alzheimer.com defines a senior moment as a mental glitch.
Which apparently is what someone at this University was having when
they decided to name their senior spotlight section

Watch it. Or don't. I don't care.

This commercial doesn't need to be admonished. It's perfect just the way it is.

Running off with your broom between your legs

Matches will be hosted on the Starship Enterprise (not actually a spaceship...yet) and refereed by Bilbo Baggins (not actually a hobbit...yet).