Decisions, decisions...

Wanted: Artist skilled in drawing pigeons and severed fingers.

No ifs, ands or...

This one has been in the news lately but I couldn't resist

Recently renamed Archer Street, it only took 930 years for the residents of this fair street to figure out how to stop being the butt of everyone's jokes.

(oh, c'mon, I had to go for it)

Luckily, smoking is allowed...

Put away your smorks...

How to prevent a lawsuit:

This place knows how to keep its priorities straight...

If you've got the time.....

That's right folks, a 24 hour massage. Bed pan and feeding tube included!

(Thanks Joanne and Lauren C.!)

Simple solution

Duct cleaning! Of course! Somebody, get me the President...

Just parking?

Note to self: driving along a mountain that is collapsing is safe. It's just when you park that things get dangerous.